Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama so fat, her eating schedule consists of: Breakfast, lunch, dinner, snack time, in betweens and out for lunch... again.

Joke: Yo mama so dumb, when she go to McDonald's, people have to tell her"there's no farm here."

Joke: Yo mama so poor I saw her running after a garbage truck with a shopping list

Joke: Yo momma's so thin that when she turned sideways she disappeared.

Joke: Yo mama is so fat she turned an ipad into an iflat!