Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she made the Devil change his way and pray at church.

Joke: Yo mama's so so fat, her first step into stardom was as a planet.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat and old, that when she tripped she crushed the dinosaurs and killed them.

Joke: Yo mama so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

Joke: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.