Yo Mama Jokes

Joke: Yo mama so fat, when she went on a date, her date had to write on his forehead in all caps:NO IN BETWEENS.

Joke: Yo mama so stupid, she took toast to France to make french toast.

Joke: Yo mama so stupid, she took a picture of some food, stamped it, and tried to use it as food stamps.

Joke: Yo mama so stupid, when she went to subway, she asked"so where's the train?"

Joke: Yo mama so dumb, when she hopped in the pool, she took a cue stick with her and said"pool time."