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Joke: Why does the mathematician never plant x2 + 1 plants?
Punch line: It's hard to grow plants with imaginary roots.
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Joke: Mathematician: Hey girl what's your sign?
Girl: I'm a Libra... Why?
Mathematician: I could have swore your sine was π/2, because you're the one.
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Joke: Why can't you pour root beer into a square glass?
Punch line: Because then you'll just have beer.
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Joke: What do you get when you take the derivative of a cow?
Punch line: Prime rib.
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Joke: Why does the United States need 53 states?
Punch line: So it can be indivisible (53 is prime).
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