Math Jokes

Joke: Mathematics is composed of 50 percent proofs, 50 percent formulas, and 50 percent imagination.

Joke: What did the axis say to the differentiable function?

Joke: Little Johnny: My math teacher is crazy!
Mother: Why?
Little Johnny: Yesterday she told me that 6 is 3 + 3, now she tells us it is 2 + 4!

Joke: A mathematician, a statistician, and an accountant are all up for the same job. The board asks each of them the same section, "What is 100 + 200?"

The mathematician replies, "300."

The statistician replies, "300, with 95 % certainty."

The accountant says in a hushed voice, "What do you want it to be?" He gets the job.

Joke: Three statisticians go hunting together and spot a deer. The first one aims and overshoots slightly. The second aims and undershoots slightly. The third one throws his gun down and yells "we got him!"