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Joke: What do statisticians kill people with?
Punch line: Poisson distribution.
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Joke: A frivolous biologist buys too many expensive chemicals and lab equipment. A frivolous engineer buys too much expensive hardware. A frivolous mathematician buys an extra pencil.
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Joke: A statistician died trying to walk around the earth. His last words, "On average, it's not that deep."
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Joke: Two random variables were sitting in a library. They were trying to be discrete but I could hear their chatter continuously.
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Joke: Friend: Why did you break up with her? She was beautiful, funny, and she had a great job!
Statistician: Exactly, she was an outlier.
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