Math Jokes

Joke: What do statisticians kill people with?

Joke: A frivolous biologist buys too many expensive chemicals and lab equipment. A frivolous engineer buys too much expensive hardware. A frivolous mathematician buys an extra pencil.

Joke: A statistician died trying to walk around the earth. His last words, "On average, it's not that deep."

Joke: Two random variables were sitting in a library. They were trying to be discrete but I could hear their chatter continuously.

Joke: Friend: Why did you break up with her? She was beautiful, funny, and she had a great job!
Statistician: Exactly, she was an outlier.