Math Jokes

 

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Joke: What do mathematicians do after a snow storm?


Punch line: Make snow angles!


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Joke: Mathematician: Hey girl what's your sign?
Girl: I'm a Libra... Why?
Mathematician: I could have swore your sine was π/2, because you're the one.
Girl: No...


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Joke: The statistics of bikinis: What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.


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Joke: Mathematician: You're a 10
Girlfriend: Awe thank you.
Mathematician: In base 2...
Girlfriend: ...


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Joke: A statistician is going through security in an airport. They discover a bomb in his luggage. When they ask him about it he says "The chances a bomb are on a plane is 1/10000, but the chances that two are on the plane is 1/100000000. Just trying to be safe."


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