Math Jokes

 

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Joke: An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders 1/2 a beer, the third orders 1/3 a beer, the fourth orders 1/4 a beer. The bartender interrupts "Get out! Are you trying to suck me dry?"


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Joke: Friend: Why did you break up with her? She was beautiful, funny, and she had a great job!
Statistician: Exactly, she was an outlier.


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Joke: If a pizza has a radius z and height a, what would its volume be?


Punch line: The volume of the pizza would be (pi)(z)(z)(a).


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Joke: Dear math, why do you keep asking us to find your x, isn't it clear that she doesn't want you anymore? Don't ask y.


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Joke: Why don't mathematicians drink?


Punch line: You can't drink and derive.


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