Joke: Mathematician: Hey girl what's your sign?
Girl: I'm a Libra... Why?
Mathematician: I could have swore your sine was π/2, because you're the one.
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Joke: What do you call a statistician that refuses to follow the rules?
Punch line: A standard deviant.
Joke: What's purple and commutes?
Punch line: An Abelian grape.
Joke: How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Punch line: Just one. She gives it to three physicists, thus reducing it into a problem that has already been solved.
Joke: Why did the cosine make fun of the sine?
Punch line: It was an odd function.
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