Joke #78

Joke: An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders 1/2 a beer, the third orders 1/4 a beer, etc. The bartender hands them two beers to share. The mathematicians say "Are we all supposed to share this?"

The bartender replies "Guys, you have to know your limits."

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Statistician: Exactly, she was an outlier.

Joke: There are 10 kinds of people: Those who understand binary, and those who do not.

Joke: Why don't mathematicians need to buy wood for their fireplace?