Math Jokes

Joke: Why can't asymptotes ever have relationships?

Joke: Three logicians walk into a bar and the barkeep asks "Do you guys want a drink?"

The first answers "I don't know."

The second answers "I don't know."

The third answers "Yes."

Joke: How did mathematics begin?

Joke: Why did the mathematician want the 20011 square foot house?

Joke: A statistician is going through security in an airport. They discover a bomb in his luggage. When they ask him about it he says "The chances a bomb are on a plane is 1/10000, but the chances that two are on the plane is 1/100000000. Just trying to be safe."