Math Jokes

Joke: The statistics of bikinis: What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.

Joke: Mathematics is composed of 50 percent proofs, 50 percent formulas, and 50 percent imagination.

Joke: Math guy #1: It's ironic.
Math guy #2: What is?
Math guy #1: You can't spell tautology without spelling tautology.

Joke: Why aren't jokes in base 8 funny?

Joke: Mathematician 1: What is the integral of 1/cabin?
Mathematician 2: Log cabin?
Mathematician 1: No, you forgot the C. It's a houseboat.