Math Jokes

Joke: How did mathematics begin?

Joke: Do you believe in one God?
Mathematician: Yes, up to isomorphism!

Joke: Why wouldn't 22/7 propose to π?

Joke: What did the axis say to the differentiable function?

Joke: An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders 1/2 a beer, the third orders 1/4 a beer, etc. The bartender hands them two beers to share. The mathematicians say "Are we all supposed to share this?"

The bartender replies "Guys, you have to know your limits."