Math Jokes

 

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Joke: Mathematician: You're a 10
Girlfriend: Awe thank you.
Mathematician: In base 2...
Girlfriend: ...


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Joke: Two random variables were sitting in a library. They were trying to be discrete but I could hear their chatter continuously.


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Joke: Why does the United States need 53 states?


Punch line: So it can be indivisible (53 is prime).


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Joke: Why are there never any problems with the decimal system?


Punch line: You can always count on it.


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Joke: Different professions consider the behavior of a missile differently:

A mathematician will calculate where the missile will land.

A physicist will explain how the missile got there.

An engineer will just stand there and try to catch it.


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