Laffy Taffy Jokes

 

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Joke: What did the Penny say to the Dime?


Punch line: To be worth more, you sure do get dropped a lot.


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Joke: Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher?


Punch line: Because Mozart's teacher was Haydn.


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Joke: Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?


Punch line: For drizzle.


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Joke: A boy walks up to his mother and says "Mom all the kids at school make fun of me..." The mother replies"Why Sweetie?" The son says"All the other students say I'm a werewolf"


Punch line: The mother replies"Don't worry honey... But just remember for tonight at dinner comb all you fur to the right side"


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Joke: Customer: Do you have alligator shoes?


Punch line: Store person: Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?


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