About: I program browser games as a hobby. Artist, Poet, Skateboarder, Magician, Inventor.
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Question: Are Barbie's friends really her friends if you have to buy them?
Answer: If you know the answer, then you know someone named Barbie.
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Question: If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?
Answer: If you know the answer, please let me know.
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Question: Why do they call apartments apartments if they are so close together?
Answer: If you know the answer, please let me know.
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Question: Why do they call buildings buildings if they are already built?
Answer: If you know the answer, please let me know.
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Question: Why do you drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?
Answer: If you know the answer, please let me know.
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Question: True or False This statement is False.
Answer: This can't be answered with a simple True or False correctly. Because if it were true, that would make it false. And if it were false, that would make it true.
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Question: If the Wile E Cyotee could afford a rocket powered unicycle, then why didn't he just buy something to eat.
Answer: The world may never know.
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Question: 3 Friends want to rent a motel room. Between the 3 of them, they can only afford 1 room. The room is 30 dollars. They each hand 10 dollars to the clerk. The clerk says the room is only 25 dollars because they are having a sale. So, the clerk hands them 5 one dollar bills. They don't know how to split it evenly without change, so they each keep a dollar and they give the clerk two dollars. Now, if they each spent 10 dollars and got 1 dollar back, then they each spent 9 dollars. 9 x 3 = 27 (nine dollars each) they tipped the clerk 2 dollars. 27 + 2 = 29. Where is the missing dollar.
Answer: The room was 30 dollars, but on sale so it was 25. The clerk handed them back 5 one dollar bills. 25 +5 = 30. They each spent 10 dollars and got 1 dollar back spending 9 each. 9 x 3 = 27 + the 3 dollars which they got back = 30. 9x3=27+3=30.
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Joke: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Punch line: You look for the Fresh Prince/(prints).
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Joke: Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?
Punch line: For drizzle.