# johntsquaredjohn

About: I program browser games as a hobby. Artist, Poet, Skateboarder, Magician, Inventor.

### Author's Riddles

##### Life's Unanswered Riddle 5 (medium)

Question: Are Barbie's friends really her friends if you have to buy them?

##### Life's Unanswered Riddle 4 (medium)

Question: If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?

##### Life's Unanswered Riddle 3 (medium)

Question: Why do they call apartments apartments if they are so close together?

##### Life's Unanswered Riddle 2 (medium)

Question: Why do they call buildings buildings if they are already built?

##### Life's Unanswered Riddle 1 (medium)

Question: Why do you drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?

##### Unanswerable True False question. (medium)

Question: True or False This statement is False.

##### Why? (medium)

Question: If the Wile E Cyotee could afford a rocket powered unicycle, then why didn't he just buy something to eat.

##### The Missing Dollar (medium)

Question: 3 Friends want to rent a motel room. Between the 3 of them, they can only afford 1 room. The room is 30 dollars. They each hand 10 dollars to the clerk. The clerk says the room is only 25 dollars because they are having a sale. So, the clerk hands them 5 one dollar bills. They don't know how to split it evenly without change, so they each keep a dollar and they give the clerk two dollars. Now, if they each spent 10 dollars and got 1 dollar back, then they each spent 9 dollars. 9 x 3 = 27 (nine dollars each) they tipped the clerk 2 dollars. 27 + 2 = 29. Where is the missing dollar.

### Author's Jokes

##### Joke #2361

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Joke: How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Punch line: You look for the Fresh Prince/(prints).

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##### Joke #2360

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Joke: Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

Punch line: For drizzle.

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