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Joke: Why do melons have large weddings?
Punch line: They can't elope.
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Joke: What washes up on really small beaches?
Punch line: Microwaves.
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Joke: What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?
Punch line: Reali-tea
Joke: Why did the linebacker go to the bank?
Punch line: To get his quarterback.
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Joke: Why did the dalmatian need glasses?
Punch line: He was seeing spots.
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