Laffy Taffy Jokes

Joke: Once a woman met a man at a party whom she hated and he hated in return. After a long bout of angry stares and squabbles she turns to him and says 'Sir, if you were my husband I would give you poison.' The man responds by saying 'Madam, if you were my wife I would drink it.'

Joke: What kind of star can hurt you?

Joke: What is a sea monster's favorite snack?

Joke: Why did the boy throw butter out his window?

Joke: What did the flower say to the bike?