Laffy Taffy Jokes

 

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Joke: Once a woman met a man at a party whom she hated and he hated in return. After a long bout of angry stares and squabbles she turns to him and says 'Sir, if you were my husband I would give you poison.' The man responds by saying 'Madam, if you were my wife I would drink it.'


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Joke: What kind of star can hurt you?


Punch line: A shooting star!


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Joke: What is a sea monster's favorite snack?


Punch line: Ships and dip.


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Joke: Why did the boy throw butter out his window?


Punch line: He wanted to see a butterfly.


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Joke: What did the flower say to the bike?


Punch line: Pedal!


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