Laffy Taffy Jokes

Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, when I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me?

Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a dog. Doctor: Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.

Joke: Where are sharks from?

Joke: A man walks into a restaurant. A waitress recognizes him as a bum who rarely has any money. She confronts the man by asking him what does he want. He asks her how much is a cup of coffee and she tells him $0.99. Next he asks her how much is a refill and she tells him that refills are free. So the bum asks, "Can I please have a refill?"

Joke: What do you get when you cross Federal Express and UPS?