Finger woes

Joke: Doctor, Doctor, Doctor, when I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me?

Joke: What did zero say to eight?

Joke: If King Tut had a watchmaker, and that watchmaker had a favorite 80's movie, what would it be?

Joke: How do hair stylists speed up their job?

Joke: What do you give a lemon in distress?

Joke: What kind of music do planets sing?