Laffy Taffy Jokes

 

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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
UPS.
UPS who?
... Just UPS, I need your signature.


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Joke: Why did the chicken cross the playground?


Punch line: To get to the other slide.


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Joke: Is it okay to sleep on a stomach?


Punch line: I prefer sleeping on a bed.


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Joke: What is an owl's favorite subject?


Punch line: Owlgebra.


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Joke: Once a woman met a man at a party whom she hated and he hated in return. After a long bout of angry stares and squabbles she turns to him and says 'Sir, if you were my husband I would give you poison.' The man responds by saying 'Madam, if you were my wife I would drink it.'


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