Laffy Taffy Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
UPS.
UPS who?
... Just UPS, I need your signature.

Joke: Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Joke: Is it okay to sleep on a stomach?

Joke: What is an owl's favorite subject?

Joke: Once a woman met a man at a party whom she hated and he hated in return. After a long bout of angry stares and squabbles she turns to him and says 'Sir, if you were my husband I would give you poison.' The man responds by saying 'Madam, if you were my wife I would drink it.'