Laffy Taffy Jokes

 

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Joke: What do you get when you send a cow to Alaska?


Punch line: Cold cream!


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Joke: Why was the ocean arrested?


Punch line: Because it beat upon the shore.


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Joke: Where did the dentist go on his vacation?


Punch line: To the mouth of the Mississippi.


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Joke: What did the egg say to the frying pan?


Punch line: You crack me up!


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Joke: Once a woman met a man at a party whom she hated and he hated in return. After a long bout of angry stares and squabbles she turns to him and says 'Sir, if you were my husband I would give you poison.' The man responds by saying 'Madam, if you were my wife I would drink it.'


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