Joke: What did zero say to eight?
Punch line: Nice belt!
Joke: How do you know when the moon is going broke?
Punch line: When it is down to a quarter.
Joke: Where does the general put his armies?
Punch line: In his sleevies!
Joke: Why was the ocean arrested?
Punch line: Because it beat upon the shore.
Joke: When does it rain money?
Punch line: When there is change in the weather.
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