Knock Knock Jokes

 

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Joke: Knock knock
Who's there?
CD's!
CD's who?
CD's arms, I work out every day.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ice pick!
Ice pick who?
Ice pick English, I've never heard of who?


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mayonnaise!
Mayonnaise who?
Mayonnaise a lot of people in here!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Raymond!
Raymond who?
Raymond me again, what was I supposed to get at the store?
Raymond = remind


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jamal!
Jamal who?
Jamal shook up, stop yelling at me!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Iowa!
Iowa who?
Iowa big apology to you! I think I just hit your car!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Goose!
Goose who?
Goose who it is!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Frank!
Frank who?
No Frank who for being such a great friend!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pizza!
Pizza who?
Pete's a great guy! You should meet him.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Theodore!
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn't open, so I knocked!


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