Knock Knock Jokes

 

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Joke: Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cash!
Cash who?
No thanks, I could go for some almonds though.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Moosh!
Moosh who?
Pork!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Joe!
Joe who?
Joe mama!


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Joke: Knock knock!
who's there?
Shh!
Shh who?
Don't shoo me! I'm not an animal!


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Joke: Knock Knock!
Who's there?
I'm the interrupting doctor!
The interr-
You have cancer.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Riverboat!
Riverboat who?
Riverboat young when I first saw you!
(Line from 'Love Story' by Taylor Swift)


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
George Zimmerman.
George Zimmerman who?
Alright good. You're on the jury.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Your welcome?


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Me!
Me who?
No, it's just me. I'm trying to tell a joke.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Panther!
Panther who?
Panth-er no panth, I'm going swimming!
(Panth = pants)


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