Knock Knock Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Lawyers.
Lawyers who?
Everybody knows that!
Lawyers who = Lawyers sue.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Abby!
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Baby owl!
Baby owl who?
Baby I'll see you later!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I.
I who?
Oh my gosh! The amnesia is worse that I thought!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn't fit! Did you change the locks?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Woah, I didn't know you could yodel!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Who's Duff?
Who's duff who?
You da foo!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doorbell repairman!
Doorbell repairman who?
Ding dong! My work here is done.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Claire!
Claire who?
Claire the way! I'm coming in!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Britney Spears!
Knock knock!
... Who's there?
Oops I did it again!