Knock Knock Jokes

 

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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Shelby!
Shelby who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Shaun White!
Shaun White who?
Shaun White like a diamond! Shaun white like a diamond!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there!
Armageddon!
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of here!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris coming off the hinges if you don't answer it!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cook!
Cook who?
Who are you calling cuckoo?!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Holla Lula!
Holla Lula who?
Holla lula! It's raining men! Hallelujah!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Odor!
Odor who?
Odor a little deodorant, you smell terrible.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Althea!
Althea who?
Althea later alligator!!!


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Joke: Knock Knock Who's There? Ahmed Ahmed who?


Punch line: Ahmed the payphone trying to call home. All of my change I spent on you.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana!


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