Knock Knock Jokes

 

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Joke: Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Three bananas and orange!
Three bananas and orange who?
Three bananas and orange you glad we all knocked together.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Madam!
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pasture!
Pasture who?
Pasture bedtime, isn't it?


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Disco!
Disco who?
Disconnected...


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Theresa!
Theresa who?
Theresa courier for you!


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Joke: Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes Who? Dishes a bad joke


Punch line: Dishes (This is) a bad joke. Get it?


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
The KGB
The KGB...
*slap* The KGB will ask the questions here!


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Joke: Knock knock
Who's there?
CD's!
CD's who?
CD's arms, I work out every day.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ice pick!
Ice pick who?
Ice pick English, I've never heard of who?


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