Knock Knock Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Panther!
Panther who?
Panth-er no panth, I'm going swimming!
(Panth = pants)

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Your welcome?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Me!
Me who?
No, it's just me. I'm trying to tell a joke.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
George Zimmerman.
George Zimmerman who?
Alright good. You're on the jury.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Riverboat!
Riverboat who?
Riverboat young when I first saw you!
(Line from 'Love Story' by Taylor Swift)

Joke: Knock Knock!
Who's there?
I'm the interrupting doctor!
The interr-
You have cancer.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mira!
Mira who?
Mira Mira, on the wall. You're the prettiest of them all.

Joke: Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cash!
Cash who?
No thanks, I could go for some almonds though.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Moosh!
Moosh who?
Pork!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Joe!
Joe who?
Joe mama!