Knock Knock Jokes

 

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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Diploma!
Diploma who?
Diploma is here to fix the sink.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Hawaii!
Hawaii who?
I'm great, Hawaii you?
(Hawaii who = how are you)


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candice!
Candice who?
Candice get any better!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Riverboat!
Riverboat who?
Riverboat young when I first saw you!
(Line from 'Love Story' by Taylor Swift)


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Goose!
Goose who?
Goose who it is!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris coming off the hinges if you don't answer it!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mike!
Mike who?
Mike Robe, I'm very small.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Alex!
Alex who?
Alex plain later. Just open the door!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sham!
Sham who?
Are you calling me fat?


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Pea catch!
Pea catch who?
I choose you!


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