Knock knock jokes have been around forever! Since about the 1930's to be more exact. This type of joke actively involves both the teller and a listener in a back and forth format. Starting with "knock knock" the individual telling the joke sets up the conversation allowing the recipient to resond with "who's there?" The teller replies with some sort of word or phrase that acts as the setup for the punch line and the listener responds by repeating this phrase followed by "who?" The punch line is delivered providing the humor. Knock knock jokes are very often puns making use of double meanings and word misuse.
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mike!
Mike who?
Mike Robe, I'm very small.
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ho ho!
Ho ho who?
Is it Christmas already?!
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Joke: Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom Your mom who? Your mom opens up the door and slaps you
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
De Niro!
De Niro who?
De Niro I get to you, the happier I am!
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Joke: Knock knock WHO'S THERE Eat EAT WHO? Not me! (I hope) DON'T EAT ME NOW!!! I AM TO YOUNG TO BE EATEN!!!!!
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Owls!
Owls who?
Yes, yes they do.
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By DarkTerror
Joke: Knock knock Who's there? I know Jude Jude who? Open up. You may know judo, but I know karate!
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and grab me something to drink.
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By Addictor
Joke: Knock,Knock! who's there you me who no you not me i said me your suppose to say you! what! BOO! BOO WHO! im' not scared AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Your car!
My car who?
Your car who needs a tune-up! My engines knocking!
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