Knock Knock Jokes

Joke: Knock Knock. Who's there? Shoot! Shoot who. Geez, calm down don't shoot anyone!

Joke: Knock knock. Whose there? Boo! Boo who? Oh, I'm sorry don't cry!

Joke: Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mango!
Mango who?
Mango to the door and just answer it!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
America!
America who?
Just kidding, freedom rings!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Hawaii!
Hawaii who?
I'm great, Hawaii you?
(Hawaii who = how are you)

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honda!
Honda who?
Honda first day of Christmas my first love gave to me!

Joke: Knock Knock! Who's there? The police. The police wh- We'll be asking the question around here!

Joke: Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Can i knock on your door some more?

Joke: Knock knock Who's there? Alexander Jhon, son of Jhon Otto of Croatia owned by Nikola Tesla, surrendered at Britain in the time of Alexandrina Victoria, the slave queen of Jhonny Miller Doper Tom the Great Alexander Jhon - Umm... father of Jhon auto of - umm... Just come in! Thank you!