Knock Knock Jokes

 

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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doorbell repairman!
Doorbell repairman who?
Ding dong! My work here is done.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sarah!
Sarah who?
Sarah doctor in the house?! I've got a belly ache.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Billy.
Billy who?
Are you senile? I said Johnathon.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Shelby!
Shelby who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Control freak. Now you say "Control freak who?"


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Alex!
Alex who?
Alex plain later. Just open the door!


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Joke: Knock!Knock! who's there Arch Arch Who EXCUSE ME!!


Punch line: this is optional, why am I even writing this!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jamal!
Jamal who?
Jamal shook up, stop yelling at me!


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Joke: Why did Sally fall of the swing?
Because she had no arms!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Not Sally


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Roach!
Roach who?
Wrote you a letter, but you never responded!


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