Knock Knock Jokes

 

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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Odor!
Odor who?
Odor a little deodorant, you smell terrible.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Felix!
Felix who?
Felix my ice cream I'll be very upset.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Juno!
Juno who?
Juno who it is!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
OCD!
OCD who?
OCD who? OCD who? OCD who? OCD who? OCD who?


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yeah.
Yeah who?
Go get 'em cowboy!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Gone up!
Gone up who?
The bathroom is that way...


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Who's Duff?
Who's duff who?
You da foo!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Britney Spears!
Knock knock!
... Who's there?
Oops I did it again!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito. Open the door so I can bite you!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Knock.
Knock who?
(Keep this going as long as you possibly can.)


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