Knock Knock Jokes

 

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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Who's Duff?
Who's duff who?
You da foo!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Raymond!
Raymond who?
Raymond me again, what was I supposed to get at the store?
Raymond = remind


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rita!
Rita who?
Rita book! Stop watching TV.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sombrero!
Sombrero who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jurassic!
Jurassic who?
Jurassic man, so I brought you soup!
Jurassic = you're a sick


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Irish Stu!
Irish Stu who?
Irish Stu in the name of the law!
Irish Stu = I arrest you.


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Joke: Knock knock Who's there? Alexander Jhon, son of Jhon Otto of Croatia owned by Nikola Tesla, surrendered at Britain in the time of Alexandrina Victoria, the slave queen of Jhonny Miller Doper Tom the Great Alexander Jhon - Umm... father of Jhon auto of - umm... Just come in! Thank you!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Otto!
Otto who?
Otto look through your peephole.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Olivia!
Olivia who?
Olivia, what are you doing in my house?!
Olivia = I live here


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Juicy!
Juicy who?
Juicy what I see?


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