Knock Knock Jokes

 

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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Britney Spears!
Knock knock!
... Who's there?
Oops I did it again!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Obama!
Obama who?
Obama self, can you be my friend?


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mango!
Mango who?
Mango to the door and just answer it!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
America!
America who?
Just kidding, freedom rings!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Hawaii!
Hawaii who?
I'm great, Hawaii you?
(Hawaii who = how are you)


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Chicken!
Chicken who?
You. If you don't answer the door.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Coma!
Coma who?
Coma little closer and I'll tell you!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Beets!
Beets who?
Beets me!


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Joke: Knock!Knock! no one is in... no one is in who...wait...aren't you suppose to say that... :I


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Joke: Knock Knock. Who's there? Call. Call who? I dunno.


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