Knock Knock Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Lawyers.
Lawyers who?
Everybody knows that!
Lawyers who = Lawyers sue.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
You know.
You know who?
Run Harry Potter!

Joke: Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Three bananas and orange!
Three bananas and orange who?
Three bananas and orange you glad we all knocked together.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Britney Spears!
Knock knock!
... Who's there?
Oops I did it again!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Obama!
Obama who?
Obama self, can you be my friend?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mango!
Mango who?
Mango to the door and just answer it!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
America!
America who?
Just kidding, freedom rings!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Hawaii!
Hawaii who?
I'm great, Hawaii you?
(Hawaii who = how are you)

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Chicken!
Chicken who?
You. If you don't answer the door.