Knock Knock Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
who's there?
Shh!
Shh who?
Don't shoo me! I'm not an animal!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Marry me!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Abby!
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
The interrupting c-
Mooooo!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cook!
Cook who?
Who are you calling cuckoo?!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Britney Spears!
Knock knock!
... Who's there?
Oops I did it again!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Claire!
Claire who?
Claire the way! I'm coming in!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Theodore!
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn't open, so I knocked!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Shaun White!
Shaun White who?
Shaun White like a diamond! Shaun white like a diamond!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sombrero!
Sombrero who?
Sombrero-ver the rainbow!