Jokes For Kids

Joke: What's the most dangerous instrument to play?

Joke: A man told his wife ten puns about airplanes hoping one would land.

No pun in ten did.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mike!
Mike who?
Mike Robe, I'm very small.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honda!
Honda who?
Honda first day of Christmas my first love gave to me!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Knock.
Knock who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Knock.
Knock who?
(Keep this going as long as you possibly can.)