Jokes For Kids

Joke: How big is the average fence?

Joke: What did the tectonic plate say to the other when they bumped into eachother?

Joke: What happened to the boy who tried to grab fog?

Joke: A man has a curse, he is only able to say a single word every year. But if he doesn't say a word that year he can say two the next year, then three, and so on.

One day he meets a beautiful woman and wants to ask her to marry him, but he has no words saved up so he must wait four years.

So he waits four years and he is finally able to ask her the question. He looks her in the eyes and says "Will you marry me?"

She looks back at him with a smile and twinkle in her eye and replies "Come again?"

Joke: Why was the geologist so excited to find a rock that measured 1760 yards?