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Joke: Wilfred had just learned his ABCs and was very scared of reciting them in front of his class. He stood in front of the class trembling and began. "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ." His teacher said, "Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's the P?" He replied, "It's running down my leg."


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Joke: What did the green grape say to the purple one?


Punch line: Breathe fool! Breathe!


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Joke: Can February march?


Punch line: I don't know, but April May.


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Joke: Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"


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Joke: Why do dragons hate birthdays?


Punch line: They can't blow out the candles.


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