Jokes For Kids

Joke: What did the sports announcer get for Christmas?

Joke: Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Joke: John, Phil, and Tyler are driving down a highway and their car breaks down. It's a three hour walk to the gas station. They plan to carry their gas tank there and bring it back full. For the first hour John will tell a happy story, for the next hour Phil will tell a sad story, and for the last hour Tyler will tell a scary story.

After two hours of walking it is Tyler's turn and he says "Okay guys... I forgot the money."

Joke: What do elves learn in school?

Joke: How did the farmer move his cow?