Jokes For Kids

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there!
Armageddon!
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of here!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cook!
Cook who?
Who are you calling cuckoo?!

Joke: How do you get the water into watermelon?

Joke: What's the best part of two antennas getting married?

Joke: What do you call a pony with a cough?