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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Says!
Says who?
Says me, that's who!
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Joke: A truck driver is delivering some penguins to the zoo. But his truck breaks down in a dessert near the zoo. Luckily, a pickup truck soon comes by. The driver flags him down and hands him $300 saying, "Take these penguins to the zoo."
A few hours later he sees the same guy heading the opposite way with the penguins still in the back. He yells at the man, "You were supposed to take them to the zoo!"
The guy replies, "I did, but we had money left over so we're going to the movies."
15 ratings
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Joke: What did the man say when he walked into a bar?
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Joke: Why did the linebacker go to the bank?
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Joke: A lion and a cheetah race. The cheetah wins being the fastest land animal. The lion is angry that he lost so he says "You're a cheetah."
The cheetah replies "You're a lion!"
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