Jokes For Kids

Joke: A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

Joke: What kind of bear has no teeth?

Joke: How do you know when the moon is going broke?

Joke: How do you know when a train has just come through?

Joke: What do you call a cat that sues a cat?