Jokes For Kids

Joke: Wilfred had just learned his ABCs and was very scared of reciting them in front of his class. He stood in front of the class trembling and began. "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ." His teacher said, "Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's the P?" He replied, "It's running down my leg."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Woah, I didn't know you could yodel!

Joke: What shape is your hair in the morning?

Joke: Why did the golfer get thrown out of the scorer's tent?

Joke: Why did the old woman tie skates on the rocking chair?