Jokes For Kids

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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Odor!
Odor who?
Odor a little deodorant, you smell terrible.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
Haha. Gross.


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Joke: What is the only kind of nail carpenters don't like to hammer?


Punch line: Fingernails.


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Joke: Three girls are sitting together at a bar: a blonde, a brunette, and a girl with green hair. A man walks up to them and says "You girls have beautiful hair. Do you dye it?"

The blonde looks at him and runs her hand through her hair saying "It's all natural."

The brunette looks at him and runs her hand through her hair saying "It's all natural."

Finally the green haired girl sneezes into her hand and runs her hand through her hair saying "It's all natural."


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Joke: What is a sea monster's favorite snack?


Punch line: Ships and dip.


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