Jokes For Kids

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Felix!
Felix who?
Felix my ice cream I'll be very upset.

Joke: How do you know if a toilet is sick?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Odor!
Odor who?
Odor a little deodorant, you smell terrible.

Joke: What is black and white and green and black and white?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there!
Armageddon!
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of here!