Jokes For Kids

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Joke: What do you call a cat that sues a cat?


Punch line: A Clawsuit!


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Joke: Why are A's like flowers?


Punch line: Because B's come after them!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I.
I who?
Oh my gosh! The amnesia is worse that I thought!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn't fit! Did you change the locks?


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Joke: An ant and a centipede are hanging out and they run out of pop. The ant is going to get more but the centipede tells him, "Let me go, I'm faster with all of my legs." The ant agrees.

After waiting a couple of hours the ant calls the centipede, "What's taking so long?"

The centipede replies, "Hold on, I almost have my shoes on."


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