Jokes For Kids

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Joke: Chemist 1: Did you know they discovered a new element?
Chemist 2: No, what's it called?
Chemist 1: It's symbol is Ah.
Chemist 2: Oh... The element of surprise.


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Joke: Where do bugs go on a western vacation?


Punch line: A dude branch.


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Joke: A man dies and goes to Heaven. Immediately God explains to him the basics of Heaven, "In Heaven a penny is worth a million dollars and a minute lasts a million years."

The guy says, "Sweet, can I have a penny?"

God replies, "In a minute!"


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doorbell repairman!
Doorbell repairman who?
Ding dong! My work here is done.


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Joke: What do you call an angry grandpa?


Punch line: Grumps.


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