Jokes For Kids

Joke: What did the chocolate ALIAN say?

Joke: What did the bee say to the flower?

Joke: Person: What is your name? Whoareyou: Whoareyou. Person: My name is Dan. How about you? Whoareyou: My name is...... Whoaeyou! Person: I SAID MY NAME IS DAN! SAY IT, ARE YOU DEAF! Whoareyou: I am not deaf. My name is..... Whoareyou! Person: Silly man. ( leaves )

Joke: A man is going around stealing all of the toilets at police stations.

Police have nothing to go on.

Joke: What is a buckaneer?