Jokes For Kids

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
John Smith Alexander Thomas Eisenhower William Joesph Harvey Jr. the third!
...
That's what I thought.

Joke: How did the man feel when somebody stole all of his lamps?

Joke: What kind of key doesn't open a lock?

Joke: What rock group has four men but no singer?

Joke: What do you get when you cross a computer and a lifeguard?