Jokes For Kids

Joke: What do you get when you send a cow to Alaska?

Joke: Knock knock
Who's there?
Pete
Pete who?
Pete-za, but I ate it all!

Joke: Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

Joke: A deckhand approaches the pirate captain and tells him, "The cannons be ready, captain."

The captain replies, "Are."

Joke: You know what makes me smile?